End of Parley

Touche.

That animal riddle really got me thinking for a while.

Life's full of could've-beens and would've-beens. We could've been friends. We would've been friends. But no. Didn't turn out that way did it now?




Loathe me? Take a number and get in the line, seriously. I'm not saying I'm not a likeable person. No, that's way too much of an understatement. I'm a fucken hate-able asshole.




I have my ideals and beliefs, but I don't judge a person by them. Not especially when I already know the person well enough, no. But to some people paranoia sets in, I have no idea why, and take them as an offence directed at them. Now, I'm not blaming those people, but come on seriously, that's rather naive don't you think?




I don't hate people because of what they are. I hate people because of what they do. Let me just break that down now. I hate dogs who go around other people's backs and trash-talk the fuck outta them. I hate cunts who make false accusations about other people without proper grounds. But I don't hate gays, I don't hate Jews, I don't hate blacks, I don't hate whites, I don't hate whatever the fuck the person can be. General dislike yes, not hate. Especially not when (like i said already) I know the person already.




For crying out loud my favourite singer of all times is Freddie Mercury. UNLIKE childish, insensible, moronic people that seem to be somehow all around me all the damn time, I don't judge a fucking person with a snap of a finger. So what the hell. What the hell.




Sounds like an extremely irritating complaint from a fat lady calling customer service. Sounds like an absurd excuse a five year old fabricated for his mom to hear about how he didn't break her vase. Yeah, yeah I get that. Just.... Try to see beyond everything sometimes.




Beyond relationships. Beyond OTHER PEOPLE (yes you know who I'm talking about). Beyond sexualities. Beyond beliefs. Beyond hearsays (don't even get me started on this).




As I have recently found out, I had the honour of being "featured" in one's blog a numerous times. So this is just a kind reply to everything I guess.




I'm just probably gonna get a whole lot flaming for this I presume, but I really don't mind. =)

WOOOO

Just when I thought this feeling of mine was long lost sucked into a blackhole or fallen into an abyss ever since childhood. Just when I thought I'd never be able to feel this ecstatic deliriousness, I just did.




Well, maybe that's a little exaggerating. But still, my heart did skip a beat today.

Em's BACK!

Eminem's new Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon diss is dope.




All Eminem fans are to give it a listen. The title's called Warning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp1Q6nYoI80




Beware of explicit lyrics and content. =)
















For those who are wondering why Eminem's dissing Mariah Carey (besides the fact that Eminem is a misogynist and hates half the world population), this feud between the two happened 8 years ago, when Eminem claimed that they had been dating while Mariah denied the allegation. So Eminem got pissed off and started dissing Mariah in songs such as Bagpipes From Baghdad and sublimal implications in numerous others, and recently Mariah dissed back with a song called Obsessed which tells a story about a man (implied Eminem) being obsessed with her and can't seem to be able to forget her. Of course, Eminem flips and writes this song Warning, which in my opinion is a much better diss than Obsessed. Well, obviously because Eminem's not only a rapper, but he's the best there is.




At least after 2Pac died. So here's Obsessed, which I think parts of Warning's lyrics would make more sense after watching this video.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTbGtyBgwNY&feature=related





Obsessed:

"Why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I want to know, lyin' that you're sexing me.
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me.
Ohh, finally found a girl that you couldn't impress,
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get this."




Warning:

"Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tattoo that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you "

Just some random story

One day this man bumped into the devil while walking home from work. He looked up at the devil and the devil smiled at him diabolically, proposing a deal.



'Bring me the heart of your mother, and I'll give you whatever you want in the entire universe,' the devil said. The man was shocked at first, but indeed ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE was quite a tempting offer. Finally, the man gave in and accepted the proposition.



So he went back to his house and stabbed his mother, took out her heart and ran out frantically to find the devil with the heart in one hand. However, on his way back he tripped over a stone and fell, and the heart rolled across the floor. He got up furiously and went over to pick the heart up.



And the heart said to the man: "Son, are you alright?"

Elbow lick

There are more people that can lick their own elbows than those that don't try it themselves after reading about it.




My own theory anyway.

Heesang's being a bitch again Oh No.

I can literally see who's gonna make it who's not. And as much as I'd like to spill the beans, I won't. I'd much rather savour this.




I'm lovin' it. Especially because I see your name at the top of my list. =) That's a first huh? Being TOP. Don't get used to it though.

Laugh

When a dumbass tries to act smart, it's just hilarious at first, and then pity kicks in.




Agreed with Aaron on the comparison with this group of imbeciles. Obnoxious as it sounds, it's true.



His Maserati and Porsche and those other cars are doing well and stuff. Yeah, finding his house quite comfortable nowadays, maybe because I go there like every other week.




Church tomorrow. Half a mind to skip it. Damn.