Just some random story

One day this man bumped into the devil while walking home from work. He looked up at the devil and the devil smiled at him diabolically, proposing a deal.



'Bring me the heart of your mother, and I'll give you whatever you want in the entire universe,' the devil said. The man was shocked at first, but indeed ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE was quite a tempting offer. Finally, the man gave in and accepted the proposition.



So he went back to his house and stabbed his mother, took out her heart and ran out frantically to find the devil with the heart in one hand. However, on his way back he tripped over a stone and fell, and the heart rolled across the floor. He got up furiously and went over to pick the heart up.



And the heart said to the man: "Son, are you alright?"