I'm not really a champion just for not doing a section in an exam. But call me so anyways =)

i studied 17 minutes for the econs exam



17 minutes because that's how long the MRT ride is from bukit batok to woodlands



Then i brought 3 econs notes to school to read, ended up reading just 1, which made me go "WHAT THE FUCK SO HEAVY ARGH STUPID MOTHERFUCKER"



And then i went on to sit for the exam



and i left out one case study cos it was effed up with globalisation and all that never seen before crap



and after the paper when the scripts had been collected the invigilator called out



"who never do section 2?"



so i raised my hand



and all these douchebags started laughing



okay maybe it was a bit dumb



but still




so i wrote my name on a blank sheet of paper and handed it up




perfect




and then as i left the LT along with many others




there were other nutjobs talking about the "dumbass who didnt do section 2"




which was me




perfect